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This is a real invention with a
real patent (but it does have
competition).
Energy-saving self-propelled buttock-kicker. Boot-loads of satisfaction!
Cordless, hands-free, ready for action.
Sensible rest for the noggin.
The sensible home-buyer will always choose a location
that isn't crowded by neighbours.
Leave your legs free to do the kicking and keep your
hands where the ref can see them.
Throwing in the word Eminently really adds some gravitas.
But what a great toy for both the kiddies and the parents.
Nothing more sensible than cheap personal transportation that doubles
as a promotional vehicle for your pig.
Announce yourself as the epitome of sensibility at the
camping ground.
Forget boring wheels, what about a walking tractor?